|Teacher:||You know you can't sleep in my class.|
|Me:||I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.|
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
|Reader:||Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?|
|Lemony Snicket:||Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.|